Waiting on People

Now that I am working part time again serving food to the lovely public of Seattle I am sure I will find lots of things annoying.
For instance...it was my first night last night and the first table I had proved very annoying. Well actually everyone at the table was nice except for this douchebag who I will call "Funny Guy". Oh...he was HILARIOUS. He said things like..."are you a ballerina?" to which I said "um..no" and then Funny Guy said "well...we're going to keep you on your toes all night"
Oh I was rollling in laughter..keep me on my toes, that guy should take his shit on the road.
So, yes first night waiting and Funny Guy annoyed me to no end and also this lady at another table who had on some STANK purfume. That was also annoying to me.