fired

it really annoys when my company fires the person i like the best in the office.

Kraft Macaroni Cheese Crackers

they suck...and I'm annoyed because I just should have stuck to the good old Cheeze its.

Breathe

Ok...so it's been a while since I've blogged and I really have to give a shout out to my guest blogger Badger for filling in when I was just too weary and overwhelmed. I have been working the two jobs and well just haven't frankly been that annoyed. There is my constant work annoyance at my day job but this is so annoying and disturbing to me on a grating and daily basis that I don't even want to waste the space on my blog on this issue so I will just say this on the matter

CRUNCH CRUNCH>>SLLLLLLLURRRRRRP>>>>AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

So this post that was on my mind was more kind of funny to me then annoying but I was also kind of annoyed with myself.

Last week I worked 5 nights at the restaurant and knew my mind and body were in for the long haul. After cleaning my house the preceding Sunday of hell week, I grabbed a post-it from the fridge and became all Stewart Smalley and wrote one word. The post it was to be placed on my bathroom mirror and I guess was meant to inspire me to continue...and relax..and that it would all be over soon and my normal life could resume. So obvs by the title of today's blog, the magic word was BREATHE...as in...remember to..take a deep breath, like the Yoga instructor Richard Finger would say after a biiiig stretch on my "Yoga for Beginners" tape " feeels goood ah??" that part on the tape always made me laugh...that and the fact his name was Richard fucking Finger.

So I would look at it when I was brushing my teeth in the morning...especially last Thursday morning when I made the poor choice to go have a few drinks after work Wednesday night and was feeling like shite at 5:45 am when I had to go to my day job. Or when I would take a quick shower in between the two jobs and I was rushing to get to the restaurant on time. I think it helped..I mean I would breathe and say to myself...all right dude...just three more days...or two more days.

Then band practice Monday rolls around and Megan spent some alone time in the bathroom and comes out into the living room and said..hey what's up with that post it. Did you need to buy toothpaste? are you having issues or something along those lines I can't really remember what she said. So I led her to the bathroom to have her look again and show her...um ...no dumb ass it's my inspirational mantra..

and then

it all became so clear...

oh then i laughed and laughed...

the

I also think it's annoying when people say "on the it."

elevator

I think it's really annoying when you get on an elevator and there are 3 floors lit up and only two people on the it.

Mayo

It really annoys me when people use hand sanitizer in place of mayonaisse. I mean i just don't get it.

The Tissue Issue

It really annoys me when my associate Neal Badger uses over 4 squares of toilet tissue per washroom visit. This is something we have disscused both in staff meetings as well as in our one on ones at Tulleys on Wednesday mornings at 9am and I really feel like he is disrespecting me in continuing to act in this wasteful behavior.
Mr. Badger,as we share this blog in our mutual disdain for things that we may find to be annoying, I request that you value my annoyance at your blatent OVER use of toilet tissue. I mean I really don't want this to become and issue..or rather a "tissue issue"
Sincerely yours,
Your associate
R

Sayings

It really annoys me when people say "Does that make sense?" after saying something totally stupid. "I like salad for lunch, does that make sense?"

massage

so i think its really annoying when massage therapists say that when they touch a certain part of your back,they get such a bad feeling they want to start crying. hey thanks, doctor. gosh.

Um..I'm not really sure how to feel about this

Oh Janet Jackson...it's like a yellow glittering stick of butter. You must surely be annoyed with your stylist. I know I would be

Dirty Diaper

Ok so the dog poo that was deposited in my garbage bin last week has become it's own dirty diaper smell evil beast. Maybe it was pissed I started a blog on it's behalf...or maybe it wasn't dog shit at all...maybe it was a giant dirty diaper..however, I digress. My garbage bin lives in my little laundry space and last night,when I went to put in a load of laundry I was taken aback by the overwhelming smell of rancid diaper shit smell. I took the garbage bin and placed it outside the door in hopes the outside would swirl the odor to the nether lands and I would be done. When I came home for lunch today and was walking up the steps I was greeted with the growing smell of stinky poopy diaper smell. I held my breath and carried the stinky bin out to the sidewalk thinking that surely this would help deflect the odor.
Not so much.
As it's Friday after work I thought I would indulge in an after work beer on my rooftop deck, sit in the sun ,have a smoke, listen to my MP3 and read my trashy novel. A few minutes into it I smell the fucking shit smell...dog shit..diaper..I don't even know what it is at this point but I am thoroughly annoyed

Waiting on People

Now that I am working part time again serving food to the lovely public of Seattle I am sure I will find lots of things annoying.
For instance...it was my first night last night and the first table I had proved very annoying. Well actually everyone at the table was nice except for this douchebag who I will call "Funny Guy". Oh...he was HILARIOUS. He said things like..."are you a ballerina?" to which I said "um..no" and then Funny Guy said "well...we're going to keep you on your toes all night"
Oh I was rollling in laughter..keep me on my toes, that guy should take his shit on the road.
So, yes first night waiting and Funny Guy annoyed me to no end and also this lady at another table who had on some STANK purfume. That was also annoying to me.

six inch veggie

Some nice boy brought me lunch today just because...that is not annoying at all.

Wednesday

Nothing really happened today that annoyed me, but that Mariah Carey...she kind of bugs me with her outfits.

Garbage day

It really annoys me when I come home to find my freshly taken out garbage bin and someone has deposited a tied up safeway bag full of thier dog shit.