The Tissue Issue

It really annoys me when my associate Neal Badger uses over 4 squares of toilet tissue per washroom visit. This is something we have disscused both in staff meetings as well as in our one on ones at Tulleys on Wednesday mornings at 9am and I really feel like he is disrespecting me in continuing to act in this wasteful behavior.
Mr. Badger,as we share this blog in our mutual disdain for things that we may find to be annoying, I request that you value my annoyance at your blatent OVER use of toilet tissue. I mean I really don't want this to become and issue..or rather a "tissue issue"
Sincerely yours,
Your associate
R