Dirty Diaper

Ok so the dog poo that was deposited in my garbage bin last week has become it's own dirty diaper smell evil beast. Maybe it was pissed I started a blog on it's behalf...or maybe it wasn't dog shit at all...maybe it was a giant dirty diaper..however, I digress. My garbage bin lives in my little laundry space and last night,when I went to put in a load of laundry I was taken aback by the overwhelming smell of rancid diaper shit smell. I took the garbage bin and placed it outside the door in hopes the outside would swirl the odor to the nether lands and I would be done. When I came home for lunch today and was walking up the steps I was greeted with the growing smell of stinky poopy diaper smell. I held my breath and carried the stinky bin out to the sidewalk thinking that surely this would help deflect the odor.
Not so much.
As it's Friday after work I thought I would indulge in an after work beer on my rooftop deck, sit in the sun ,have a smoke, listen to my MP3 and read my trashy novel. A few minutes into it I smell the fucking shit smell...dog shit..diaper..I don't even know what it is at this point but I am thoroughly annoyed